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I started this last year and well.... its too late to stop it now.

I started this last year and well.... its too late to stop it now.
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During the Gruulstravaganza last saturday i had a disturbing thought. a Jeff Foxworthy joke got stuck in my head and before i knew it i popped out a joke, one that was picked up and added to by others. so by popular request i am gonna jot down a few and feel free to add to it as you will.



If you have started a raid with more than one piece of Gear already yellow.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever had your succubus seduce an ice-trapped sheep.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever healed a frog instead of the tank.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever heard a Hunter ask for an Inervate.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever consecrated on a ramp in Kara and Aggro'd the entire upper lvl.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever Pulled Before the sap was applied.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever dropped an exploding trap on Midnight when the tank asks you to MD her onto him.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever tried to blink away from a mob only to go 2 feet and be trapped inside a roast pig.... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If your Totem has ever Aggro'd a boss before the raid was ready .... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever cast Holy Nova in Mags lair .... you Might be a Raid-Neck

If you have ever posted the Death count to make fun of Dave.... you Might be a Raid-Neck









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Jimby Boh

Even in the darkness, every color can be found
In Honor of last nights kara run:

If you've even almost wiped on mana worms in Kara because you didnt bring any melee, you might be a raid neck


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I couldn't tank my way out of a paper bag. - Axeburn
If you've ever used auto attack so you can reply to a joke in guild chat... you might be a raid neck.


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If you've ever tried to Sap an Undead in your first Kara, you might be a raid-neck.


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Swordsdwarf and Burglar



If you forgot to change stance and put your tank gear back on after Aran fight... and try to tank that way...you might be a raid neck.
If you are constantly called "hick's son," you might be a raid-neck.
If you have ever tanked nightbane...as a feral tank...without your hammer equipt you might be a raid-neck.

If you have ever jumped off of the uper balcony in kara while moroes mobs are still active you might be a raid-neck.

In addition, if you have ever FOLLOWED anyone off of said balcony while moroes mobs are still active you might be a raid-neck


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"People are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when one falls down the stairs."
If you were part of a raid who mercilessly killed a Mind Controlled Luvella.... um... congrats!

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If you were part of a raid who mercilessly killed a Mind Controlled Luvella.... um... congrats!



lol you need to accompany that with a Screen Shot


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I couldn't tank my way out of a paper bag. - Axeburn
Quote by Axeburn
If you were part of a raid who mercilessly killed a Mind Controlled Luvella.... um... congrats!



And to that I will respond with one just for Aceepoo...

If you have ever Soulstoned yourself instead of the healer...you ARE a Raid-neck.
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Quote by Axeburn
If you were part of a raid who mercilessly killed a Mind Controlled Luvella.... um... congrats!



And to that I will respond with one just for Aceepoo...

If you have ever Soulstoned yourself instead of the healer...you ARE a Raid-neck.


SCORE! 1-1 Tie!
If you have ever had gone to the grocery store and bring back your child warlock candy.... you Might be a Raid-Neck
If you have ever gone to place Blessing of Salvation on a shadow priest and clicked the magical Divine Intervention button right next to it instead... you Might be a Raid-neck.
If you ever thought of hitting midnight with your staff, before the tank pulled, you might be a raidneck.
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If you have ever gone to place Blessing of Salvation on a shadow priest and clicked the magical Divine Intervention button right next to it instead... you Might be a Raid-neck.


This would never happen!
you might be a redneck if you ever called into work/school to do dailys


If your thead gets bumped down to Off-topic... you might be a Raid-neck


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I couldn't tank my way out of a paper bag. - Axeburn
If you have ever been killed within 10 seconds of using a soul stone or Battle Rez... you might be a Raid Neck

(if you are killed after using a SS, BR, and Self Rez then you might be Maknzy ...>.


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Jimby Boh

Even in the darkness, every color can be found
Quote by Jimby

If you have ever tried to blink away from a mob only to go 2 feet and be trapped inside a roast pig.... you Might be a Raid-Neck


It warms my heart to know that although I don't play anymore, it seems that something I did was so memorable as to always be remembered. =)
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Quote by Jimby

If you have ever tried to blink away from a mob only to go 2 feet and be trapped inside a roast pig.... you Might be a Raid-Neck


It warms my heart to know that although I don't play anymore, it seems that something I did was so memorable as to always be remembered. =)


i dont think i CAN forget you Linn, you were one of my favorite dungeon group buddies when you were playing, and when i wrote that one i was thinking how long its been glad to see you are stil around if only in forums


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Jimby Boh

Even in the darkness, every color can be found


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