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Thought this was going to be something funny? Wrong! It's legit. Now there is no reason for loneliness, unless self imposed or with absurdly high standards
Actually, I lied. This could be quiet funny in addition!
Top 10 Reasons Why Geeks Make the Best Catch
It’s not generally realized that geeks (male and female) are the best catches. Americans focus on the glamour of the good-looking, the male jock and the statuesque female, and tend to make fun of second banana characters like Urkel. Yet, geeks (a.k.a. nerds, etc.) provide the opportunity to have much longer, more stable, and happy relationships. Here are the top ten reasons:
1. Geeks don't cheat. Geeks know that the grass only seems greener on the other side. They instinctively stay devotedly loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair.
2. Geeks appreciate their mates. Since you are likely to be one of the first persons a geek has ever had a significant relationship with, you will be treated well. A geek knows that there aren’t a whole lot of other possibilities. Frankly, geeks aren't quite sure how they ended up with the person they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know that geek will be yours for as long as you wish.
3. Geeks haven't formed bad relationship habits. After years of dating other people, the socially successful have become too confident to be intimate, think of partners as being only for their self-gratification, and focus on making themselves happy. None of this is true of a geek. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of a neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence. However, once encouraged, they are eager to please and enjoy their relationship.
4. Geeks are good at the things they try. Every geek has skills passionately developed over a long period of time. It could be role playing, chess, hacking, playing video games, or the ability to properly assemble a computer. So you know that geeks won't quit until they have learned how to make their relationship the best. --Axeburn editorial: Try climbing the ole gym rope, geek!
5. Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to geeks. This means that a geek is more interested in your happiness than in looking good to others.
6. Geeks have imagination. Boredom is important to avoid to the game playing geek. A geek will seek new and creative ways to play, and this translates to relationships as well.
7. Geeks are happy and successful in their chosen field. No matter what their education level, geeks are able to make good incomes doing work that they enjoy. That eliminates one of the most frequent causes of relationship problems, since people who don’t like their jobs may take it out on their significant other.
8. Geeks are analytical. If they don’t get it right the first time, they look at what they did and figure out what to change. And when they DO get it right, they still keep finding ways to improve on it.
9. Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with total intensity. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with writing new software for their Blackberry, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task, tirelessly sets about to achieving a goal.
All of which means that…
10. Geeks want to be the best at what they do. So they try harder. And they never stop trying.
Or Axe is trying to send us messages about his love life. v_v
-- "Man, sometimes I feel like when I come onto this game I stumbled into some weird perverted little kids preschool." ~ Seq "Is it just me or does gchat get weirder over time?" ~ Estal Resident BOL Forum Troll. DO NOT FEED. ¯\(o_º)/¯
Technically I'm more Nerd than Geek. Is there a Nerd2Nerd site?
That's just getting into technicalities. And when you get into technicalities like that, you ARE a geek.
And no, you're not allowed any of my cookies.
-- "Man, sometimes I feel like when I come onto this game I stumbled into some weird perverted little kids preschool." ~ Seq "Is it just me or does gchat get weirder over time?" ~ Estal Resident BOL Forum Troll. DO NOT FEED. ¯\(o_º)/¯
This is disturbing? The fact that a Married Man who makes his kids eat from dog bowls and sleeps on the couch is looking for geeks? No that the link Caede posted reminded me I have now officially waisted awhole decade in online gaming 9-9-09 marked 10 years since Sega Dreamcast launched.
This is disturbing? The fact that a Married Man who makes his kids eat from dog bowls and sleeps on the couch is looking for geeks? No that the link Caede posted reminded me I have now officially waisted awhole decade in online gaming 9-9-09 marked 10 years since Sega Dreamcast launched.
It's been ten years? ::cries:: I wanted a Dreamcast so badly but we were poor. I wanted to play Sonic Adventure. :S
-- "Man, sometimes I feel like when I come onto this game I stumbled into some weird perverted little kids preschool." ~ Seq "Is it just me or does gchat get weirder over time?" ~ Estal Resident BOL Forum Troll. DO NOT FEED. ¯\(o_º)/¯
This is disturbing? The fact that a Married Man who makes his kids eat from dog bowls and sleeps on the couch is looking for geeks? No that the link Caede posted reminded me I have now officially waisted awhole decade in online gaming 9-9-09 marked 10 years since Sega Dreamcast launched.
It's been ten years? ::cries:: I wanted a Dreamcast so badly but we were poor. I wanted to play Sonic Adventure. :S
Phantasy Star Online! Man I used to love that game, I remember Game Shark and my abilty to get to max level in one kill and have all the best weapons before you even left the space ship!
http://www.wow.com/2010/09/03/wow-moviewatch-da-moonkin-code/ For my moonkin friends By Nivida @ 9/3/10 9:54am*Sprays Lysol* By wilah @ 8/27/10 3:26pmI think I just rapped. By Valyngoth @ 8/25/10 9:20amWORD UP! By felenora @ 8/25/10 8:58amWell the word is less funny than the fact they came up with a new word for Fart - but anyway...drumroll...it's...RAP By Valyngoth @ 8/25/10 6:31amYou can't say they made a new word for it and not tell us what the word is silly. The people need to know! By Estal @ 8/24/10 9:48amTold my kids not to say "Fart", so now they've created a new word for it. By Valyngoth @ 8/24/10 8:25am*Yawn* By wilah @ 8/24/10 4:04amLOUD NOISES!!! By Hixon @ 8/22/10 12:51pmhopefully we won't have to wait for cata and the mass rez spell.... poor shoutbox By Estal @ 8/21/10 7:34amJUMPER CABLES! This shoutbox needs JUMPER CABLES! By Estal @ 8/15/10 6:44pmShout out to Nora: http://www.wackyowl.com/cupcakes-suit-geeks-taste/ By Axeburn @ 8/9/10 6:33amAs they say, ignorance is bliss By Bryantleader @ 8/8/10 12:31amShe is happily ignorant of almost all that happens in my nerdland. By Axeburn @ 8/4/10 6:56amDoes your wife know about this? Or is this the first she's hearing about it? By Merglan @ 8/3/10 3:41pmCoincidentally, August is when I make babies. By Axeburn @ 8/3/10 3:10pmStatistically, August is the most inebriated month in Axeburnian command centers. By Merglan @ 8/2/10 1:42pmStatistically, August is the hottest month for the majority of the continental US. By Axeburn @ 8/2/10 12:03pmSo BL does a fantastic job tanking Marrowgar last night, and gets his Scratching Choker as the reward! Go go Bear Tank! By Valyngoth @ 7/29/10 5:54amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rABPA9LEp5c By Axeburn @ 7/20/10 5:47am